Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:

Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2

He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,

“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”

“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.

“Okay,” he said.

A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”